You shouldn't put lemon juice in your eyes (from Brightest Bulb in the Box)

Or around them. Or anywhere else on your face. Why do people think that's a good idea? It's not. More natural=gentle/safe bullshit.

Online makeup shopping tips from Brightest Bulb in the Box

Brightest Bulb in the Box is my latest favorite makeup blog. She breaks things down with MATH and SCIENCE to tell you if the shit you're buying is worth it. Plus she has a pretty foul mouth. What more could I ask? In this post, she gives you a ton of advice for getting the beauty products you want for a good price. But I encourage you to browse, because she has a lot of gems.

(But she has some kind of witchcraft going on, because when she subjects lipsticks to her "4 hours and a meal" test, they almost all pass. When I put lipsticks through a "half an hour and a sip of water" test, they almost always fail. I must have slippery lips.)

Milani Luminoso is NOT a dupe for Nars Orgasm (from Brightest Bulb in the Box)

Disclosure: Affiliate links.
The Internet lied to us, everyone. Well, that would explain why Luminoso, supposedly a dupe for the "universally flattering" Orgasm, looks dreadful on me.

I'll stick with my Wet N Wild Pearlescent Pink. It's probably not an exact dupe either, but it's at least pink.