Now this is the kind of scathing review I love (from Lipglossiping)

Most of the reviews of the new Rimmel liquid lipsticks (Apocalips in the U.K., Show Off Lip Lacquer in the U.S.) say they have a light fruity scent and aren't drying. So I probably would have tried them, and then, like the Milani lipstick with their 'light fruity scent' that reminds me of fake-watermelon-flavored vomit, I would have hated them. Lipglossiping says: "Smell and taste are so closely linked, that if something smells bad… it often tastes bad too and I just don’t want this genetically-modified Jolly Rancher crap on my lips with its faux fruit salad gooeyness mere centimeters from my nostrils." Be still my fucking heart. Tell me what you really think! Read more about what she hates here.