Why dudes who tell "girls" or "females" to stop wearing makeup can fuck right off

Well, first of all, because they are calling women "girls" or "females". Also, because makeup is (can be) fun AND YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS. But more practically . . . listen to what Cristen from Stuff Mom Never Told You has to say.

Exactly how much makeup is required for a celebrity "no makeup" look?

Refinery 29 recently published a story praising Jennifer Lawrence for showing up at a premier wearing "barely any makeup". They claim that she has on her face "just a little mascara and softening lip gloss," that she "gives the heavy eyeliner and thick foundation a rest" here, and that she has a "natural brow".

Wait just a fucking minute. Take another look. What makeup is she actually wearing in that photo?