Fix Your Face: Lip Scrub

People really pay $25 for this stuff? Really?

I mean, from the perspective of the (many, many) companies selling this sort of shit, it's brilliant. People pay $25 for this stuff! GENIUS.

Possibly my favorite gif.

But seriously, just put a little sugar (brown or white) in the palm of your hand and mix it with a few drops of honey or olive oil. Rub that on your lips. I do it when I exfoliate in the shower.

Or use a soft toothbrush.

And then put on some really good moisturizing lip balm. I like this one, because it works extremely well, it's huge, and it smells like buttercream frosting.

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Soften Up: Avon Foot Works Lavender Overnight Treatment Cream

I just love this lotion/cream/moisturizer/whatever. It smells fucking amazing, but not too strong, and it moisturizes without being greasy. And it’s cheap.

It’s supposed to be for your feet, but it’s my favorite hand cream. It makes my cuticles nicer. I use it for everything. Between this and the Cetaphil moisturizer, you’re pretty set to grease yourself up for any occasion.

(Just as a reminder, I’m not getting anything for suggesting any of this shit. Except the BzzAgent stuff, and I’ll tell you if that’s the case. And even then, I only get a free product to try out, and I’m not going to lie to you about whether or not I like it.)