Apologies for broken links (Or: I'm too "cool" for ULTA)

ULTA ditched me from their affiliate program, so some (all?) of my old links to ULTA aren't working. I'm slowly going through and editing them, but I link to ULTA a lot because they have decent sales, so it's a big job. I mean, I know you can all look things up on your own, but it might be annoying to click on broken links. Sorry about that.

Add ULTA to the list of companies that find my schtick offensive. Bad words! Oh no! I'm so edgy and shit. Ladies who wear lipstick do not say the f-word, apparently.