Like sticking your finger into a toxic vagina

Did that get your attention? That's always how I kind of feel using nail polish remover jars, which I love. I won't go into graphic detail, but you know, the dipping, the thrusting, the swirling, the fumes . . . okay, maybe not the last one. Anyway, I feel like this is something Target should have taken into consideration when designing this product. Pink? Really?

I kind of want it, though.

(Also, I am curious what this post is going to do for my search stats.)