Yo, you should have a testimonials section because I tried that monistat-as-primer shit and it's MAGIC. my makeup stayed (basically) on through a whole day of miserable D.C. swamp seats. Additionally, i put some on my gross armpits before I went for a run and was totally chafing free, which is its actual intended purpose, so hooray! It’s multipurpose! Thanks, Cheap As F. You’re a bro and a confidante.

Hooray! Hear that, everyone? I’m not full of shit!