Ha!

Zenni Optical just sent me an email saying that they'll give me a $25 bonus for every $200 worth of revenue I generate through my affiliate links.

Know how much profit I've made from ALL the affiliate links I've ever posted on this site since I started using them? Almost $9.

I'd be rolling in it, except that I don't get a check until I reach $50.

Fucking rolling in it!

Disclosure: This post contains an affiliate link. ;)